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Topic: Hamster

Related:
  Hamsters Pets    Hamster Cage  
  Hamster Aspca Pet Care    Hamster Dance  
  Hamster pictures information    Dwarf Hamsters  
  Breeding for your dream hamster    Hamster Names  
  Hamster pictures    Dancing Hamster  
  Baby hamsters    Hamsters Teddy Bear  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bart Simpson,  Easter Bunny
Favorite actor(s):John Candy
Favorite animal(s):Mouse,  Lizard,  Cat
Interest(s):Biology
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine,  New Scientist,  Dog World magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite movie(s):Shrek,  Stuart Little
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy
Favorite time of year:Easter
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Hamsters and gerbils have similar nutritional needs and can eat the same foods.
The hamsters that did not receive the gene therapy developed heart failure comparable to late stage human heart failure.
Hamsters are usually bedded on shredded paper, avoid newsprint and man made fibers as these may be eaten and cause obstructions.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

As hamsters are gnawing animals you should provide wooden blocks or treats, they also enjoy chewing the cardboard tube from inside a toilet roll.
Hamsters and gerbils should be housed in cages rather than glass enclosures such as aquariums, as cages provide much more adequate ventilation for your pet.
All hamsters are shipped by standard freight in a rugged cardboard box.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Hamsters are suitable for children, but parents must remember that if the child is very young they must be responsible for supervising their daily care and handling.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Hamsters These are nocturnal mammals that take up little space and are fairly easy to keep.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Hamsters are suitable for young children, but parents with very young children must remember that they will be responsible for the hamster's daily care and handling.
Hamsters are short-sighted, so let your hamster know that you are there by showing it the back of your hand.
Hamsters can learn to be very naughty and bite just because they do not want to come out.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Syrian hamsters inoculated intranasally with M pneumoniae show patchy bronchopneumonic lesions consisting of infiltration of mononuclear cells.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
mimiskai
2004-11-02 19:44:21
how long to you leave the babies with thier mother, black bear hamster
From:
Justin Moore
2005-01-09 18:36:32
Are hamsters smart enough to know when it is day and whe it is night.
From:
jamie eppperson
2005-08-10 17:22:17
what should you do with new born babies?
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