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Topic: Handicap

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Helen Keller,  Tiger Woods
Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair,  Golf clubs
Appearance:Intimidating
Intelligence:Retarded
Dream job(s):Bus Driver
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite sport(s):Golf,  Table Tennis,  Volleyball
Favorite sportsperson(s):Jack Nicklaus (golf),  Tiger Woods (golf)
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job,  Getting off welfare
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The handicaps suffered by the new union no money, bitter resistance by employers to organizing were counterbalanced by the vigor and determination of the members.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

All handicaps are periodically reviewed by the Handicap Chairman and the Golf Committee All decisions of the Committee regarding handicaps are final.
USGA/CGA Handicaps are computed using a Golfnet the official handicapping company for the Carolinas Golf Association.
Handicaps must be identified at the time of your reservation in order for the Schooner staff to accommodate your requirements.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

He is shown next the virtues and merits of giving and how one handicaps oneself by not performing acts of merit.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Included are perceptual handicaps, dyslexia, and developmental aphasia.
ASOY is unable to provide special support for children with physical or emotional handicaps or moderate to serious learning disabilities.
A hoarse voice handicaps our ability to perform our job or participate in a favorite activity.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Handicaps calculated from CMSC race results determine class ability ranges as detailed on page 10 of the CMSC Alpine Racing Rules and Guidelines.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Handicaps are additional points given to bowlers in league or match play to give them an equal chance of winning when they bowl against other bowlers with higher averages.
There were some serious handicaps, for many of the members of the teams had never witnessed a football game and all the playing knowledge came from the coaching of Warren Fryburg.
Mark Harris,
Priest

It is clear that their handicaps do not result from any sin or disobedience in their premortal existence.
 
 
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2005-05-12 11:57:09
diminsions for a handicap ramp?
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2005-05-21 08:37:28
diminsions of a handicap ramp
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