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Topic: Handicap signs

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Wheelchair, Bicycle, Stroller

Intelligence:

Retarded

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver

Favorite board game(s):

Monopoly

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping

Favorite food(s):

Hot dogs, Fish and chips

Interest(s):

Meeting women

Likes to wear:

Vinyl, Leash

Favorite sport(s):

Roller blading, Jogging

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Worst habit(s):

Driving too fast

Favorite quote(s):

"Happiness is good health and a bad memory." - Ingrid Bergman (1917-1982)
"A man's home is his castle"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Handicap signs have an average lifespan of 5 years.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Reflective aluminum handicap signs meet most State and Federal D.
Handicap signs meet most State and Federal D.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Handicap signs will never rust and have an average life span of 7 years.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

These handicap signs will reflect at night when light hits it.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

These economical handicap signs are 3/64 inch thick flat non-reflective steel and sprayed with a polyester powder coated paint and baked on.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

All the handicap signs except for Osha signs and street name signs have 2 mounting holes centered top and bottom.

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