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Topic: Happy

Related:
  Happy Birthday    Happy Days  
  Happy New Year    Happy People  
  Happy Family    Happy Hour  
  Happy Holidays    Happy Christmas  
  Happy Face    Happy Thoughts  
  Happy Together    Happy Quote  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Good kisser
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Spoilt brat,  Happy
Politics:Apathetic
Appearance:Overweight
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Favorite online activity(s):Sending greeting cards
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby
Favorite time of year:Christmas
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

I'm happy to know that she's doing well, although I would love to see her acting again from time to time.
I was so happy when I went to see the head shrink and she was all worried about me going into a manic phase and who would look after me.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

I was happy to find the she was the teacher to Ryu Ryu Ko.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

I was happy that our childhood friendship had evolved into a deeper, spiritual relationship.
I'm very happy about the new work and urge all Bach lovers to have a listen.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

We are happy to consider applications for deferred entry in Theology and Religious Studies provided that candidates have a clear plan for how they would like to spend the time in ways that will be beneficial to them.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

I'm really happy with the way it turned out sonically - the general sounds my co-producer Bill Drescher and I were able to get.
Mark Harris,
Priest

I was happy to be able to show the folks from the Bismarck Diocese how they are helping the very needy Kenyans I work with.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

I was very happy to be out of pain and informed the same to Sri Anil Kumar.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I am happy to say they have been very cool and we in turn are very excited to be apart of one of the biggest gaming networks on the net and hope to be with them for some time.
I was so happy because I thought I could go with them but Mom said I had to stay at PET PRIDE.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

We're happy to say that he's FINALLY settled down and become a really great fella - those first couple of years were a bit wild!
 
 
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