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Topic: Safe Harbor

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Warren Buffet
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE,  New York Times
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Tax Collector,  Banker
Interest(s):Law,  Economics,  Boating
Favorite sport(s):Sailing
Likes to wear:Business suits
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Getting off welfare,  Getting a divorce
Membership(s):Electronic Frontier Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 Expert Talk
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John Fielding,

As you may already know there were no safe harbors for equity portfolio managers to hide from declining stock prices.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Safe Harbor Statement under the Private Securities Reform Act of 1995: The statements contained herein which are not historical facts are considered forward looking statements under federal securities laws.
Forward-looking statements in this release are made pursuant to the safe harbor provisions contained in the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995.
This press release contains forward-looking statements made pursuant to the safe harbor provisions of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

These safe harbor provisions are designed to shelter service providers from the infringing activities of their customers.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

There is no other digital video web site on the planet that comes close to offering the information, features, or security that Safe Harbor's web site offers.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

But hope continues to spring eternal; it can still bring into safe harbors the vessel of peace designed to repair broken treaties, commitments, friendships and hearts.
Josh Hogan,

Safe Harbor's DAILY NAB 2001 Coverage: Safe Harbor Launches RTX100.
Ships would anchor in the safe harbors of Phuket and wait for the monsoon winds to allow them to proceed across the Andaman Sea to the Indian subcontinent.
For ages mariners have depended upon strategically placed lighthouses to warn them away from dangerous waters into safe harbors.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

By providing safe harbors, governments sanction the activities of terrorists, and these terrorists must be considered the privatized armies of those governments.
There are significant legal differences between safe harbors under the anti-kickback statute, and the sometimes similar exceptions under the Stark II physician self-referral law.
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