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Topic: Hard

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  Die Hard    Hard Times  
  Hard House    Hard Water  
  Hard Disk Drive    Hard of Hearing  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Apple Computer,  Linux box
Good point(s):Good kisser
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Currently has on their coffee table:Mac Today
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite body part(s):Ass
Likes to wear:Vinyl
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Showing off
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

It is currently hard to see how this will work effectively for alcohol services and we will no doubt be looking to our colleagues in the medical profession to assist in either developing a vision of the future or in articulating the problems that the planned changes will bring with them.
John Fielding,
CEO

There are hard figures to prove the value of our methodology as the cost savings always exceed our fees, but there are also soft figures such as work satisfaction that are not immediately visible.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

A cookie is a small text file that a server places on your hard drive to identify that subsequent requests to a site have come from the same user.
Cookies are small data files written to a users hard drive when browsing certain Websites.
A shared disk is a hard disk which can be accessed from all nodes of a cluster.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Is it that hard to drive a tractor trailer.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

A cookie is a very small text file that a Web site can save to your computer's hard disk to store information that you provide about yourself or to store your settings for the site.
Content may be downloaded to a local hard disk and extracts from this web site may be printed for your personal use only but will still remains the property of LocalSide.
We're hard at working building a new website that will give you access to your mortgage information on-line.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

MediaServer software application turns a hard disk drive enabled digital STB into a powerful media server that provides content distribution and management services for multiple devices on the network.
The program may be run from the floppy but we recommend that you create a directory on your hard disk and copy all the files from the floppy to the new directory on your hard disk.
Cache Cache is something your browsers use to store graphics and information you view on the internet to your local hard disk for quick viewing later.
 
 
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