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Topic: Hard of Hearing

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  Hard Times    Hearing Aid  
  Hard House    Hearing Loss  
  Hearing    Hearing Impaired  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair
Most admires:Helen Keller,  Alexander Bell,  Rush Limbaugh
Intelligence:Retarded
Personality:Brave
Dream job(s):Social worker,  Teacher
Favorite TV show(s):Jerry Springer
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite composer(s):Beethoven
Favorite movie(s):One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest,  Rear Window
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job,  Getting off welfare
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Commission shall review legislative programs related to services for deaf and hard of hearing persons and shall conduct studies of conditions affecting the health and welfare of deaf and hard of hearing persons.
Library Service for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing provides the public with information relating to all aspects of hearing loss and deafness and access to specific subject information in alternative formats for people who are deaf and have learned English as a second language.
We were urged to ensure that we were familiar with the Living Options Devon project which has developed detailed guidelines for consultation with deaf and hard of hearing people and to ensure that deaf and hard of hearing people are consulted during reviews.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

It is ever crucial for Deaf or Hard of Hearing children and teens to experience a nurturing environment with caring adults who are committed to positive growth and development.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Deaf and hard of hearing gays and lesbians discuss dealing with issues that affect them and explore ways to enhance their lives.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Those are people who we are going to pay to go on the buses every day and there are going to be deaf people and hard of hearing people who Transport for London will pay to ride the buses all the time and report to us what they find.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

This would allow Deaf and hard of hearing consumers with compatible equipment and software to access an interpreter via teleconferencing technologies.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Hearing Dogs learn to alert individuals who are deaf or hard of hearing of basic sounds such as a smoke alarm, a ringing telephone, a crying baby or a doorbell.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Deaf and hard of hearing undergraduate students can choose from more than 30 majors leading to a bachelor of arts or a bachelor of science degree.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

It is essential that officers take extra measures to protect the rights of suspects who are deaf and hard of hearing, as well as others who may not have educational or communications comprehension levels sufficient to fully understand the basic Miranda rights.
Counselors assisted 51 deaf and hard of hearing people to rebuild their lives after surviving domestic violence or other violent crimes.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

This is because there are elections to the Scottish Parliament and Welsh Assembly this year and it is vital that deaf and hard of hearing people have the opportunity to question the leaders of the political parties on what they intend to do to include everyone in their plans.
 
 
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