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Topic: Hardware Support

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Steve Jobs, Bill Gates

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Quake

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez, Building websites

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Again the hardware support and software department assigns necessary human resources to maintain the data entry programs.
Support hardware/software for field supervision staff within department.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

HCI is concerned with determining how to support people most effectively in their interactions with computer hardware and software.
Hardware and software training: IDS support personnel train users of IDS systems on the proper use and maintenance of their equipment.
This service supports all hardware and software platforms and is transparent to all network layers.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

AutoTest supports advanced collaborative, networked software and hardware testing and centralized result archiving.
NJMUG supports the purchase of commercial hardware and software and encourages the development of public domain and shareware software without endorsing any specific products.
DTSI support includes configuring and deploying the hardware, loading all COTS and GOTS software and setting up the user profiles on the network at the time of deployment.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Hardware / Software Support F and A can install and troubleshoot all system hardware from PCs to printers to scanners to any other type of peripheral.
All hardware, software and backup support systems have been received and installed in the machine room ready for configuration and software installs.
Hardware IRQ sharing may require hardware and software support, else only one device can be actively using that IRQ at a time.

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