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Topic: Harvey Pitt

Related:
  Pitt    Harvey  
  Brad Pitt    Lee Harvey Oswald  
  Paul Harvey    William Pitt  
  PJ Harvey    Harvey Keitel  
  William Harvey    Harvey Hotel  
  Harvey Mudd    Harvey Industries  

 
 
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Most admires:George W Bush,  Warren Buffet,  Bernito Mussolini
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Currently has on their coffee table:Fast Company,  Playboy magazine,  The Times
Politics:Republican
Dream job(s):Banker,  Terrorist,  Tax Collector
Interest(s):Law,  Economics
Likes to wear:Business suits
Listens to:Fiona Apple
Favorite drink(s):Orange Juice
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 
 
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Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Nominated Harvey Pitts - lawyer for teen sex video distributor -- to head SEC.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Urge President Bush to ask Harvey Pitt to leave his position immediately and to appoint an interim chair from the 4 remaining commissioners so the SEC can go about its duties.
Business interests, including the National Foreign Trade Council, have pressured new SEC Chairman Harvey Pitt to back down from that guidance.
If anyone ever doubted for a moment that SEC Chairman Harvey Pitt was a shill for accounting profession, this week those doubts could be put to rest.
John Fielding,
CEO

SEC Chairman Harvey Pitt also highlighted the importance of proxy voting by investment advisers at a recent speech to the Investment Company Institute, the trade association of the mutual fund industry(1)
Ten months ago SEC Chairman Harvey Pitt said that by now he would have cleaned up corporate governance and restored your confidence in accounting and management.
What do you suppose Harvey Pitt was thinking when, as Chairman of the SEC, he held private meetings with former clients who were being investigated for securities law violations?
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Harvey Pitt did some very good things at the SEC, and it's important for the American people to know that.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Harvey Pitt, gone from the SEC, and Lawrence Lindsey, excused from the White House, shared anti-telegenic corpulence and obtuse operational style.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Former SEC Chairman Harvey Pitt fell on his own sword yesterday, stepping down amid questions and controversy swirling around the appointment of William Webster.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

And, SEC Commissioner Harvey Pitt may soon join Army Secretary Thomas White in the political purgatory reserved for politically damaged officials who refuse to resign.
PITT QUITS SEC Chairman Harvey Pitt resigned on Tuesday night amid harsh criticism over his actions.
 
 
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