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Topic: Red Hat Linux

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot, HotJobs.com

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, StarCraft

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The Red Hat Linux text mode installation program uses a screen-based interface that includes most of the on-screen "widgets" commonly found on graphical user interfaces.
The problem is that everyone who thinks he can patch and recompile the kernel does it and it can sometimes cost you your hardware Most popular Linux Distributions are the ones from Red Hat , Suse and Debian.
Red Hat Linux server installation, remote administration and long term maintenance, including migrating web servers, email, and web proxy service from NT servers to Linux servers.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Progeny was selected to manage the migration of 300 Linux servers from Red Hat to Debian for a nationwide technology provider to the retail industry.
Used Red Hat Linux, Solaris, Cisco Firewall and LocalDirector to provide highly available server environment for mission-critical donation and membership applications.
Red Hat ( the world's leading provider of Linux and open source technology and solutions is expanding its products and services to help organizations migrate from UNIX-and Windows-based systems to Red Hat Linux.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

A Linux CD ROM: We have the latest and greatest distribution of Red Hat available for Intel computers for installation over the network if you have a network card.
All our servers are running the lastest versions of Red Hat Linux and Apache on fast dual cpu pentiums with 1 gig ram.
Each Red Hat Linux system has an RPM database that stores information about all the RPM packages installed on the system.

User Talk

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