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Topic: Wool Hat

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping

Most admires:

Carmen Miranda, Laurel & Hardy, Bonnie & Clyde

Favorite possession(s):

Baseball cap, Bikini, Golf clubs

People talk about their ..:

Fashion sense

Dream job(s):

Movie star

Likes to wear:

Tank tops, Baseball cap, Leather jacket

Listens to:

Country and Western, Led Zeppelin

Favorite time of year:

Winter, Christmas

Favorite type of dance(s):

Line dancing

Favorite era(s):

1940s, 1920s, 1930s

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Mustachio Hat Pattern Adorable furry hat knit with Mustachio yarn and hand dyed washable merino wool ribbing.
This hat is constructed from the finest ribbed Acrylic wool with a thermal combed fleece inner lining.
Pony Hats Wool serge hat in Navy with the Pony Logo embroidered across the front.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

We were on the verge of turning around when I skied to the top of a small rise and saw a herd of wool hats bobbing up and down.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Since wool hats generally can't be handled by the dry cleaner, the best method of care is not always so obvious.

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