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Topic: Yale New Haven Hospital

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Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Florence Nightingale, Florence Nightingale

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Favorite body part(s):

Heart, Eyes

People talk about their ..:

Childhood trauma

Favorite book(s):

The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care - Dr. Benjamin Spock

Personality:

Suicidal, Depressive

Interest(s):

Sex education

Currently has on their coffee table:

Parenting magazine, Men's Health magazine

Dream job(s):

Nurse, Social worker

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Starting life again as a baby

Medical note(s):

Infected with HIV, Family history of schizophrenia, Has cancer

Favorite quote(s):

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Nelson is also Director of Psychiatric Inpatient Services and Director of Geriatric Psychiatry Programs at Yale-New Haven Hospital.

John Fielding,
CEO

Yale-New Haven Hospital is a 944-bed tertiary referral center, consistently ranking among the best hospital in the U.
New Milford Hospital is one of two hospitals in Connecticut offering this service; the other is the Yale New Haven Hospital.
Yale-New Haven is listed among the nation's top hospitals in the 1999 ranking of America's Best Hospitals by U.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

The world's first fetal cardiovascular center was established at Yale-New Haven Hospital in 1985.
Physicians attending a CPC at Yale-New Haven Hospital in 1962 had been unable to identify military tuberculosis in a patient on prednisone.
Multivitamin supplement tablet brands were studied by Yale New Haven Hospital, recently.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The first clinical use of penicillin in this county was in 1942 at Yale-New Haven Hospital.
Yale-New Haven Hospital referral for physicians only.
Richard Stahl, associate chief of surgery at Yale-New Haven Hospital.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Yale-New Haven Hospital is the only private company in the state to have its own police force with arrest powers.
He has held appointments as a clinical instructor at Yale New Haven Hospital.

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