Ask the Brain The World's First Computer-Generated Encyclopedia Computer Generated Encyclopaedia

 Ask the Brain! :)
Ok "Brain", what's the deal with ?
 
   In the News - 22 Nov: Barry Bonds  Mitt Romney  Rupert Murdoch  Santa Claus  Pearl Harbor  
 
 
 

Topic: Lock Haven

Related:
  Lock    Haven  
  New Haven    Door Locks  
  Lock Haven University    Lock and Key  
  Safe Haven    Security Lock  
  New Haven CT    Windows Locks  
  Lock File    New Haven Connecticut  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:All cheerleaders,  Michael Jordan,  Tiger Woods
Currently has on their coffee table:Sports Illustrated magazine
Education:College
Favorite author(s):Jane Austen
Favorite animal(s):Tiger
Interest(s):Aviation
Favorite sport(s):Lacrosse,  Volleyball,  Swimming
Likes to wear:Adidas,  Sports bra
Favorite sportsperson(s):Michael Jordan,  Larry Bird (basketball),  Jesse Owens
Listens to:Bon Jovi,  Linkin Park
Favorite quote(s):"I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar."
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Lock Haven tied the largest margin of victory in the history of the award, matching Shippensburg’s five-point triumph in 1997-98.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Poff directed Lock Haven to a second-place finish at the PSAC Championships and a third-place finish at the Eastern Wrestling League Championships.
"Lock Haven is really wrestling well right now and they would probably be the favorite coming in," said Clarion head coach Ken Nellis.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Bloomsburg University’s Erica Miller and Lock Haven University’s Stacie Miller were named PSAC Eastern and Western Division Athletes of the Year, respectively, in voting conducted by the league’s softball coaches.
Rangi is also a member of the Lock Haven women’s soccer team which won PSAC and NCAA Northeast Region championships.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Both Bloomsburg and Lock Haven will now await bids to the NCAA Field Hockey championships, which start next Friday.
On Saturday she had 14 points and 14 rebounds in the win over Lock Haven… Vay ranks seventh at Edinboro with 688 career rebound … Adann Williams averaged 9.
Edinboro, who has won three straight PSAC team titles entering the 2001 classic, along with Lock Haven, figure to be the pre-tournament favorites to battle for the team title.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

In the history of the PSAC’s Lock Haven leads with 18 team titles, Clarion and Bloomsburg have 13 each, Edinboro 5, East Stroudsburg and Millersville 2 each and Slippery Rock one.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

For the second straight year Carl Poff of Lock Haven University received the Coach of the Year award, while Shawn Bunch of Edinboro University earned Rookie of the Year honors.
Shippensburg University is in second place, followed by Edinboro University in third, West Chester University in fourth and Lock Haven University in fifth.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

The award was announced on Tuesday, November 19, from the PSAC League Office in Lock Haven, PA, and was voted upon by the head coaches of the Eastern Division.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Name:


Protection code:

 
 
 Pass this on!
Your friends really should know a little more about Lock Haven, don't you think?

Your Name:
Friend's Email1: eg. friend1@hotmail.com
Friend's Email2: (optional)
Friend's Email3: (optional)
Friend's Email4: (optional)
Friend's Email5: (optional)
 
 
Contact Us | What is AskTheBrain? | Terms and Conditions
Feel free to link to this page.

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.
Copyright Rapid Intelligence 2003. All Rights Reserved.