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Topic: Head

Related:
  Head and Shoulders    Head Start  
  Cylinder Head    Hilton Head  
  Head Beach    Horse Head  
  Head Cover    Head Shots  
  Head of the Class    Machine Head  
  Head Injury  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their mother
Favorite possession(s):Couch,  Brown raincoat
Appearance:Overweight
Good point(s):Good kisser
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite body part(s):Mouth,  Ass
Interest(s):Meeting women
Likes to wear:Sumo belt
Favorite destination(s):Home
Ultimate fantasy(s):Seeing pubic hair above Britney's hipsters,  Starting life again as a baby
Favorite quote(s):"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Benoit heads to the ring and demands a rematch with Rock since there was interference in his last match.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

She now heads up the Internet Sales Division of OMNI Communications and maintains the website.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

The TORTOISE heads towards the trough, to the gurgling accompaniment.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Art also heads a company called WindWorks Design which is dedicated to developing wind controller related software and hardware.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

What are the calibrated wavelength regions of thermal broadband heads as defined by the laser wavelength regions displayed?
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Heads of Islamic religious organizations and militant groups engaged in jihad explain the hopes they have for the bomb and why they believe it strengthens Pakistan and Islam.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Later, heads of the different Departments in Garo Hills placed before the Chief Secretary their plans and activities and problems faced by the respective Departments.
Heads of Federal departments and agencies will submit their annual reports to the President on Protective Measures through Governor Ridge.
All programme heads shall identify areas of health care, which will benefit from the application of MCPHIE for the purpose of planning adequate funds.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Even the heads of country level delegations to Marrakesh in 1994 were not informed regarding the statutes of the World Trade Organisation which were drafted in separate closed sessions by technocrats.
John Fielding,
CEO

Philip heads up our Financial Services Company and has over 10 years' experience in the financial services industry.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Nambucca Heads is situated south of Coffs Harbour, on the North Coast of NSW.
 
 
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