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Topic: National Institutes of Health

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  Institute    National Institute of Justice  
  National Cancer Institute    Health  
  National    National Health Care  
  National Institute of Mental Health    National Health Insurance  
  American National Standards Institute    National Institute of Standards and Technology  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Carl Jung
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Politics:Conservative
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Model
Education:Post-graduate,  College
Favorite body part(s):Eyes,  Heart
Interest(s):Biology,  Economics,  Psychology
Favorite destination(s):Italy,  Germany
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Has cancer
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The National Institutes of Health and the Mayo Foundation supported the research.
John Fielding,
CEO

Research at the National Institutes of Health surveyed 400 retirees and found that half of them had a breathing problem during sleep.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The National Institutes of Health (NIH) states that to be a candidate for weight loss surgery your BMI should be 40 or greater.
The National Institutes of Health recommends that we eat at least five servings of fruits and vegetables each day.
The National Cancer Institute's Breast Cancer Risk Assessment Tool was d eveloped to assist health care providers in discussing breast cancer risk and tamoxifen with their female patients.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

As this is written a number of members of the House and Senate I am working with have indicated they will be contacting the National Institutes of Health on our behalf to express their support for the cooperative approach the NIH is taking towards MPS research improvements.
The National Institutes of Health, like all Federal Government facilities, has recently instituted new security measures to ensure the safety of NIH employees and property.
The National Institutes of Health will make a final determination of whether the proposed activities are covered by the regulations or are in an exempt category, based on the information provided in the proposal.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

National Institutes of Health NIH Institutes and Centers NIH Office of Extramural Research National Science Foundation National Science Foundation Fastlane When you click on one of these links, you will be leaving the UF College of Medicine's site.
PROPHET is a National Computing Resource for Life Science Research sponsored by the National Center for Research Resources of the National Institutes of Health.
National Institutes of Health, the National Cancer Institute coordinates a national and comprehensive research program on cancer cause, prevention, detection, diagnosis and treatment.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The National Institutes of Health say that women with early stage breast cancer which has spread to the lymph nodes need to have chemotherapy after surgery.
 
 
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