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Topic: Health and Medicine

Related:
  Medicine    Health  
  Health Care    Health Information  
  Public Health    Mental Health  
  Health News    Health Insurance  
  Department of Health    Health Problems  
  Health Education    Group Health  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Florence Nightingale
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Nervous,  Suicidal
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker
Education:Post-graduate,  College
Favorite body part(s):Heart
Interest(s):Psychology,  Biology
Medical note(s):Taking weight loss pills,  Infected with HIV,  Undergoing therapy
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana,  Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Our major goals are to contribute to human welfare by applying medicines that can restore health and extend quality life and to make a fair profit from current and future product application in order to meet our obligations and sustain our growth.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Steps will be taken to ensure that veterinary medicines are independently recognised in terms of the new dispensation and the Minister of Agriculture and Minister of Health would be made jointly responsible in terms of the new Act for veterinary medicines.
Medicines management information sharing in development A single assessment tool for patient review that allows health care workers and social services to share the same patient information is being developed by the National Medicines Management Collaborative in north east Derbyshire.
The Health and Medicines Act 1988 deals with the financial and contractual arrangements for the employment of general practitioners, opticians, dentists etc and payment fees.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Higher levels of health care packages offer even greater benefits, from herbal medicines and massage to psychology and even hypnotherapy!
Alternative Medicines that are composed of Herbs and Natural Ingredients are considered Dietary Supplements and therefore covered by the Dietary Supplement Health Education Act (DSHEA) of 1994.
The major health function of most herbal medicines is to help each individual body to be able to resist and remediate sickness by maintaining optimal body health.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Health Minister Lord Hunt said "Properly regulated animal research is absolutely essential to the discovery of new treatments as well as to the assessment of safety and efficacy of new medicines.
We combine the proven secrets recipes of herbal medicines with scientific analysis and applications with outstanding success in curing chronic health problems even when forsaken by modern medicines and other medicines.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

The Center for Health Promotion and Preventive Medicine's deployment environmental surveillance program staff works to identify and minimize health threats in areas where American troops deploy.
Health hazards were present and the preventive medicine teams were active in treating areas requiring mitigation of airborne pathogen hazards.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

To empower consumers to be more informed about and active in decisions affecting their use of medicines by stimulating communication between consumers and health care professionals on the safe and appropriate use of medicines.
 
 
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