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Topic: Ontario Ministry of Health

Related:
  Ontario    Ministry  
  Health    Ontario Ministry of the Environment  
  Ontario Ministry of Education    Ontario Ministry of Natural Resources  
  Ontario Ministry of Transportation    Ontario Ministry of Labour  
  Ontario Ministry of Finance    Ontario Health Card  
  Ministry of Transport Ontario  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):BBC
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker,  Drug dealer
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite body part(s):Heart
Interest(s):Sex education,  English,  Psychology
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Mentally retarded,  Family history of schizophrenia
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job,  Getting off welfare
Membership(s):World Vision,  Local Chamber of Commerce,  Trade union
Favorite quote(s):"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

NOVL is funded by the Ontario Ministry of Health and Long-Term Care and is to provide library services to healthcare practioners in partnership with the health sciences libraries in the Northern Ontario.
The Ministry of Health in Ontario has developed a coordinated network of trauma care centres and several ministries have amalgamated to provide long term care services.
We are the only post-secondary institution funded by Ontario's Ministry of Health, and our high academic and clinical standards challenge and prepare students to provide the highest level of care.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The Ontario Ministry of Health and Long Term Care website has an informative page on West Nile Virus.
 
 
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2005-07-16 20:07:45
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