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Topic: Oregon Health Sciences University

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Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Dream job(s):

Nurse, Private Detective

Education:

Post-graduate

Favorite book(s):

"Siddhartha" by Hermann Hesse
"The Firm" by John Grisham
"Memoirs of a Geisha" by Arthur S Golden

Interest(s):

Biology

Favorite sport(s):

Dragon Boat Racing

Favorite computer game(s):

Grand Theft Auto

Listens to:

Everclear, N Sync

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Tonya Harding (figure skating), Larry Bird (basketball), Michael Jordan

Favorite type of dance(s):

Tango, Swing

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Marijuana

Favorite quote(s):

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Oregon Health Sciences University�s �Oregon Opportunity� Proposal which will significantly expand medical research facilities and teams in Oregon.
We awarded an outreach subcontract to Oregon Health Sciences University a couple of years ago to develop specific consumer health materials.
Oregon Health Sciences University " 36 Willamette Law Review 503 (2000)(with William C.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Familial Dilated Cardiomyopathy Based at the Oregon Health Sciences University studies families with dilated cardiomyopathy.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Oregon Health Sciences University , Department of Molecular Microbiology and Immunology Graduate Information.
Those are the findings of researchers at Oregon Health Sciences University, published in the journal Nature.
Appleyard, Oregon Health Sciences University Links to bioscience research groups and research journals.

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