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Topic: Smoking and Health

Related:
  Smoking    Health  
  Health Care    Health Information  
  Public Health    Mental Health  
  Health News    Health Insurance  
  Department of Health    Health Problems  
  Health Education    Group Health  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Al Gore
Favorite possession(s):Pack of cubans
Personality:Easily addicted,  Suicidal
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Drug dealer
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart,  Teeth
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Interest(s):Sex education
Medical note(s):Has cancer
Membership(s):Trade union
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana,  Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Programs such as weight reduction, smoking cessation, and various health screenings are often provided through the community health education departments.
Public Health Service guidelines for smoking cessation are effective only 25 percent of the time, with quitting rates increasing with the number of cessation attempts.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Until the last few years, the mental health treatment community had little interest in promoting smoking cessation among patients with serious psychiatric disorders.
You can improve your appearance through surgery and improve your health through smoking cessation and improving diet and exercise habits.
It can be programmed as a medication reminder for home health care patients or the elderly and can assist in weight loss, smoking cessation and behavior modification programs.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Understanding nicotine addiction, the health consequences of smoking and methods of smoking cessation are essential steps in combating cigarette addiction.
Hypertension control and smoking cessation programs are known to be effective workplace programs and also to improve health.
Health care providers can have a tremendous impact on reducing the rates of smoking and preventing unnecessary disease and death through smoking cessation counseling offered to patients.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Because smoking damages the health of smokers and non-smokers, tobacco is not sold on the premises.
Tobacco smoking is associated with a wide variety of other chronic health conditions for which cannabis smoking has not so far been implicated.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

This tobacco industry backed group actively seeks to increase doubt about the negative health effects of smoking by suggesting that there are alternative explanations to the data.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Health leaders have warned governments and education authorities to have nothing to do with the tobacco industry, which has consistently opposed genuine measures to reduce youth smoking rates.
 
 
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