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Topic: Human hearts ache at the pictures

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Gun

Most admires:

Yasser Arafat, Shimon Peres

Bad point(s):

Boastful

Religion(s):

Jewish

Dream job(s):

Terrorist, President of the United States

Favorite body part(s):

Lungs, Brain

Favorite great leader(s):

Gamal Nasser

Interest(s):

Biology

Favorite destination(s):

Israel, Baghdad

Listens to:

George Michael

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Cloning themselves

Favorite political figure(s):

Anwar Sadat

Favorite quote(s):

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." - Homer Simpson.

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

In the computerized Physiology Laboratory, they got to see drawings and pictures of the human heart, an animation of cells moving through the bloodstream, and two eager volunteers had their electrocardiogram and heart rate checked.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Human hearts ache at the pictures of a Palestinian boy cut down by bullets or the Israeli school children severely maimed by a terrorist bomb.

User Talk

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From:
the brane
2004-11-03 02:39:05

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