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Topic: Heart and Stroke

Related:
  Stroke    Heart  
  Heart of Love    Heart Disease  
  Heart Attack    Heart and Soul  
  Sacred Heart    Heart and Stroke Foundation  
  Heart Rate    Human Heart  
  Broken Heart    Heart Beat  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Lungs
Listens to:Janet Jackson,  Alternative
Favorite sportsperson(s):Tiger Woods (golf),  Jack Nicklaus (golf),  Steffi Graff (tennis)
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent,  Taking weight loss pills,  Taking Viagra
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Drinking,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Coronary heart disease more than doubled, hypertension tripled and there was a substantial increase in strokes despite a local decrease in smoking and fat consumption.
High blood pressure and cardiovascular disease are what leads to heart attacks and strokes and it can be significantly reduced depending on the choices we all make.
Stroke, heart disease and end-stage kidney disease are direct complications of hypertension.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Generally, the strokes glide in the direction of blood flow toward the heart, sometimes combined with active and passive movements of the joints.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Stroke, heart attack are also manifestation of Yang coldness.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Massage strokes are initially downwards to "strip" the nerves and open circulation and the sequence finishes with upward strokes towards the heart.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

If you count your strokes and monitor your heart rate you will optimize your training.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Heart and Stroke Foundation of Canada This comprehensive website offers readers information on both heart disease and stroke, along with information on the Foundation itself.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Attorney Mark Hefter has recently been involved in several cases involving strokes or heart attacks related to the use of dietary supplements which contain ephedrine.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

TGH is leading the way in heart transplantation and revolutionary new interventional radiology techniques that can prevent heart attacks and strokes without surgery.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I have had 5 strokes in 7 years and have also had a heart attack and 1 am now only 52 years old.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Predictably, strokes and heart attacks have a higher incidence in seniors.
 
 
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