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Topic: Heart Surgery

Related:
  Surgery    Heart  
  Open Heart Surgery    Heart of Love  
  Heart Disease    Heart Bypass Surgery  
  Heart Attack    Heart and Soul  
  Sacred Heart    Heart Rate  
  Plastic Surgery    Human Heart  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Intelligence:Incompetent
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite TV show(s):ER
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Lungs,  Eyes
Favorite computer game(s):Counter Strike,  Half-Life
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent,  Undergoing therapy,  Has cancer
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana,  Nervous twitch
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Including heart attack, angioplasty, stent placement and bypass surgery Below is a summary of FAA policies regarding CAD as described on their website.
Heart disease is a $40 billion dollar industry with bypass surgery and angioplasty among the most lucrative medical procedures.
Heart bypass surgery is a radical operation for which 350,000 Americans spend ten billion dollars every year.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Sometimes heart bypass surgery is recommended to treat congestive heart failure if the disease is related to severely narrowed coronary arteries.
Coronary bypass was tested in this way and it was proven that heart patients undergoing surgery lived longer than comparable patients getting only non-surgical treatment.
Heart Valve Surgery includes mitral, aortic, and tricuspid valve replacements, mitral and tricuspid valve repair, multiple valve surgery, and valve surgery combined with bypass surgery.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

In these surgeries, portions of veins are surgically inserted to bypass clogged blood vessels to the heart.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

This revolutionary program is enabling thousands of people to reverse the effects of heart disease and avoid invasive treatments such as bypass surgery or angioplasty.
The Heart Institute investments included the ZEUS robotic surgical system which assists a heart surgeon in performing minimally invasive heart bypass surgery.
Heart point H-9 can save a person from heart attack, bypass surgery and any heart ailments according to the acupuncture texts.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Following a heart attack in 1988, he underwent a bypass surgery abroad the next year.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Your cardiologist and heart surgeon will determine whether you are a candidate for angioplasty or if you require bypass surgery.
 
 
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