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Topic: Heaven

Related:
  Heaven and Earth    Heaven and Hell  
  Angels in Heaven    Fires of Heaven  
  Song In Heaven    7th Heaven  
  Heaven's Gate    Stairway to Heaven  
  Far From Heaven    Seventh Heaven  
  Heaven's Child  


 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Nostradamus
Good point(s):Humble,  Patient,  Saintly
Personality:Rebellious
Bad point(s):Boastful
Favorite book(s):The Koran
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Interest(s):Astronomy,  Astrology
Favorite great thinker(s):Ptolemy,  Galileo Galilei,  Johannes Kepler
Listens to:Guns N Roses
Ultimate fantasy(s):Destroying Civilization
Favorite philosopher(s):Aristotle,  Immanuel Kant
Favorite quote(s):"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A watched pot never boils"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Heavens, he had gorgeous eyes, and a slow sexy smile that made her insides flutter just thinking about it.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

It is the time when the sun after having been at the lowest point in the heavens, beings to rise over the world with renewed vigor and power.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

There are also tales of great Avatars being carried aloft into the heavens to visit with the gods, sometimes repeatedly.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

It is Rose Of Heaven's wholesale direct relationships that we are able to purchase our products at such incredibly low prices and pass the savings on to you.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Whoever it was who searched the heavens with a telescope and found no God would not have found the juman mind if he had searched the brain with a microscope.
Heavens-Above in Munich, Germany now provides a large coordinate database to allow accurate flare predictions.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

The heavens were opened upon us, and I beheld the celestial kingdom of God, and the glory thereof, whether in the body or out I cannot tell.
Both the heavens and the earth have borne testimony in my support; nor is there a prophet who has not testified in my favour.
There is none in the heavens and the earth but comes unto the Compassionate as a slave.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Of such was the blessing upon the children that was left by the Fathers as they went back into the heavens and prophesied that they would come again upon the earth in the dispensation of the fullness of times to bring about the restitution of that which was in the beginning.
But the heavens and the earth which are now preserved by the same word, are reserved for fire until the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.
Believing that God is our loving heavenly Father who created the heavens and the earth is an article of faith.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
geneva chavez
2004-11-08 00:30:11
i miss my dad in heaven but i dont know where in heaven my dads name is ignacio sanchez chavez please help i miss him a lot ....
From:
leona
2004-11-15 16:54:29
Can you tell me how to know if my period is late? do i count from the first or the last day of my last period?
From:
hmmm
2004-11-30 07:45:49
geneva pop some E and youll see your dad again... leona i didnt need 2 know that what you need to do is put a cork in it
From:
\'2 bits\'
2004-12-12 14:31:13
Praise be to the 'all seeing' 'all knowing' Lord...and to Hallmark for the many gifts and shades of talent! To ALL a GOODNIGHT!
From:
saundr WHITE
2005-02-10 19:45:42
PLEASE FOR ME INTERESTED PARY TURN FORME JOHN 5:28,29 IT WILL EXPLAIN TO YOU ABOUT JESUS CHRIST PROMISE THAT ALL THOSE IN jEHOVAH MEMORY WILL BE RESURRECTED BILLION OF PEOPLE HAVE LIVED AND DIED INCLUDING MY MOTHER.I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU MORE ABOUT YOUR HURT,WOULDN"T IT BE A JOY KNOWING YOU WILL SEE YOUR FATHER AGAIN YOU MUST READ acts24:15 MY E-MAIL IS 420PECHEZ@SBCGLOBAL,NET i HOPE THAT MAKE YOU FEEL A LITTLE BETTER JUST PRAY TO jEHOVAH TO HELP RELIEVE THE PAIN . TALK TO YOU SOON
From:
alex
2005-03-03 18:22:14
what do you about dragon ball z the movie
From:
jeff
2005-03-09 18:07:08
what % of the population of the usa are registered to vote?
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2005-04-12 10:59:10
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2005-07-18 21:45:07
Heaven is a nice idea... but you have to get through this life first.
From:
hi
2005-08-18 02:06:24
i wasnt made for heavan.my grandma says that god hates me so i decided not to like him either.
From:

2005-08-19 14:36:48
awww hell nah,thats just wrong
From:
Rkrobin
2005-10-01 17:46:32
Heaven is yet to be seen we have to create our own first then god will know what we need to be happy. Ps your g.ma was wrong!
From:
The world\'s gone crazy
2005-11-04 17:26:09
Why would God need to know what makes us happy. He created us, He doesn't need our direction...crazy people. Just read the bible, all these questions are answered...except the one about the girls period.
From:
Mistress Boka
2006-06-06 18:14:02
Ms. Leona: A woman's period usually occurs on a 28 day cycle, therefore you would count 28 days from the beginning of your previous period. However there is some variation so be flexible and don't be worried if your period doesn't happen for 32 days once in a while.
From:
Miguel
2012-12-30 19:09:07
Stephen, I like how you make those little syolmbs, very cool. And yes, Amen brother.Mike, isn't our God amazing?Helen, yes, God's Word is so refreshing! There's no better place to be than resting in Jesus, you are so right! Even with computers... (smile)Colleen, isn't that cool how God brings things to our attention?Dot, yes a beautiful Scripture and a beautiful God!Angie, yes, He is Almighty and oh to serve Him!Yes, Connie He is in control, a comforting fact!Sue, me too!
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