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Topic: Heaven and Hell

  Hell    Heaven  
  Heaven and Earth    Angels in Heaven  
  Go to Hell    Heaven's Gate  
  Gates of Hell    Hell Fire  
  7th Heaven    Fires of Heaven  
  Hell's Angels    Hell House  

 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Pope John Paul II
Good point(s):Humble,  Patient,  Saintly
Personality:Devout,  Rebellious
Bad point(s):Boastful
Religion(s):Christian - Evangelical,  Christian - Protestant,  Mormon
Favorite author(s):Dante Alighieri
Favorite book(s):The Koran
The Bible
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ,  Martin Luther,  The Prophet Mohammed
Ultimate fantasy(s):Destroying Civilization
Favorite quote(s):"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Heavens, hells, and the alien unknowns of other worlds may await me in the future, but surely, these cellular creatures are a fundamental part of creation here on Earth.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Since he arranged in it the Throne and what it contains, the Firmament, the Heavens and the Earths, the worlds underground, all the paradises and hells, this means that the whole of our universe is to be found there in that Earth in its entirety, and yet the whole of it together is like a ring lost in one of our deserts in comparison with the immensity of that Earth.
He relates the stories of nonphysical tour guides who described their existence and escape from the Hells and Hollow Heavens of the Afterlife.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Thus their scriptures were continually growing and changing, expanding to include detailed descriptions of the various heavens and hells, as well as the teachings and lives of buddhas and bodhisattvas.
Concepts of heaven, hells, commandments and austerities as taught in Christianity and Islam are identical to antiquated or what is call Hinayana Buddhist concepts.
The Daoist myths of 33 heavens, 9 hells, 27 planes of desire, form, formless, and others, were reformed during early Song when they adapted many Hindu and Buddhist scriptures.
Anita Ganesh,

My soul in her hunger would break through stone walls, or scale the battlements of heaven to reach her God, and though there were seven hells between me and Him, yet would I face the flame if I might reach Him, nothing daunted if I had but the prospect of at last standing in His presence and feeling the delight of His love.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Azazil coming from hell in the Muslim traditions he worshiped God 1000 years in each of the 7 heavens before reaching earth.
What is to become of your laws, your ethics, your religion, your gallows, your Gods and your Heavens and your Hell when it shall be proven that such a flow of liquids, this variety of fibres, that degree of pungency in the blood or in the animal spirits are sufficient to make a man the object of your givings and your takings away?
Mark Harris,

Salvation is eternal in that those who have received Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior will dwell forever in heaven with God and those who have not will stand before God condemned eternally to hell.
That new doctrine is called Purgatory , a place of intermediate state between heaven and hell, at which all must stop to be cleansed from all sins less than damning sins.
As the guardian of the souls of men, with the keys to heaven, hell and purgatory he has the right and the duty to make sure that no one corrupts another with heresy and that you are not mislead by false teachings.
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
2008-05-17 03:01:43
Tell me do people use and play with demons. For example do they let demons into thier bodies and let them speak through them. For example one peron has a demon in them and so does another person and they let them talk to each other, not in way way were they have conversations rather one says A and then the other responds with B and so forth until the two people with demons in them have compleated thier talks when the reach Z?
2007-07-31 06:02:58
This is regarding Mark Harris,Priest's comments that the Guardian has keys to Heaven, Hell and Purgatory. Wouldnt that make Him God? Also could a man or Woman exist on Earth with this responsibility that would never be corupted into giving up these keys to Satan? Could you email your answer to
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