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Topic: Heisman Watch

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  Gold Watch    Heisman  
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:All cheerleaders
Currently has on their coffee table:Sports Illustrated magazine,  Fast Company
Favorite TV show(s):World Cup Coverage
Favorite activity(s):Watching Sport on TV
Favorite book(s):"War and Peace" by Leo Tolstoy
Interest(s):Photography
Favorite sport(s):American Football,  Lacrosse,  Football
Favorite sportsperson(s):Michael Jordan,  Larry Bird (basketball),  Pele (soccer)
Listens to:Beastie Boys,  New Wave
Favorite drink(s):Sake
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows." - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Hicks was on the preseason watch list for the Heisman.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Watch as Heisman winners, coaches and NFL Greats play a 4 player format at The Dunes at Maui Lani.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

In the last Heisman Watch column before the ceremony, allow me to impart my final analysis.
 
 
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