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Topic: Hell

Related:
  Gates of Hell    Hell Fire  
  Hell sounds    Heaven and Hell  
  Run Like Hell    Hell's Kitchen  
  Highway to Hell    Go to Hell  
  Hell House    Hell's Angels  
  Hells Canyon  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Humble,  Good kisser
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Bad point(s):Evil
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Listens to:B2K,  Backstreet Boys
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

How many heavens and hells do Buddhists have?
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Hells Canyon Chardonnay was called the best in the world by a British wine writer, but they are now earning as many awards and honors for their red wines.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Three great courses are close by: Hell's Point, just five minutes away; Heron Ridge; and the new championship Tournament Players Club.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

George Wright, a member of Maidenhead Rowing Club, well known for his hell's angel appearance with long hair, motorcycle leathers and his contrasting amicable and sociable personality went under the barbers clippers last Friday night.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

On the north east direction, we find Marafa village with Hells Kitchen, a territory with a particular formation, of eroded terrain and rocks of pink sandstone of the Pliocene era, which is very spectacular.
Mark Harris,
Priest

For the same reason the heavens are distinct from each other, also the societies of each heaven and the individuals in each society; and this is why also that the hells are entirely separated from the heavens, because they are in a contrary state.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

When Earth forces were finally given the opportunity to go on the offensive after a Romulan invasion fleet was destroyed at the Battle of Hell's Gate in 2157, the strategies available were severely limited by the poor quality of UE warships.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

They were a favorite band of the Hell's Angels,in fact, their first manager was an ex-Hells Angel of good standing.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Hells Canyon Hells Canyon is the deepest river gorge in North America, averaging 5500 feet in depth over its 40 mile length, but reaching 7900 feet.
You will then board a jet-boat for the 21-Mile ride up the Hells Canyon to your waiting vehicle or our ground transportation.
Hells Creek Ranch is located about 30 miles east of Idaho Falls and about 75 miles west of Jackson Hole, WY.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

He'll be the crazy guy with braids who does weird things to our equipment right before we play - I don't really understand what he's doing either but he makes my stomach hurt from laughing so much.
 
 
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