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Topic: Hell House

Related:
  House    Hell  
  Our in house    House New  
  House and Home    Old House  
  White House    Open House  
  House Office Building    Guest House  
  House Design    House Small  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Weirdness
Good point(s):Good kisser
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Bad point(s):Evil
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Vampire costume
Favorite time of year:Halloween
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing,  Raving
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Straddling the slopes of Longonot and bordering Hell's Gate National Park to the west lies a private ranch, Kedong, of 80,000 acres where the colonial style ranch house is situated.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

The twelfth house relates to sorrow, disappointment, loss, misfortune, the private hells, anguish, solitude or confinement, hidden fears and worry.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

In fact, he's been drinking and kicking shit around the house and punching the walls and the wood, and trying the raise the hell of his dead soul.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Hell House is a haunted theme park featuring gory, gruesome, and sensationalized dioramas of sinners and their fate, whether it’s a last-minute redemption or an eternity burning in the fires of Hell.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

There are also a number of photos from Kesey's personal collection: three of the Hells Angels at La Honda; one of Kesey decorating the trees behind the house; and another of him walking toward the house which gives you a good idea of the layout of the place.
So he'll be confined in his crate for another month and kept apart from the others so there's no rough-stuff and he'll continue to have separate walks but some exercise can be off lead if he's in a 'trustable' mood and we'll slowly introduce him back to the others at quiet times in the house.
He's prepared the room you'll be staying in, a boarding house not far from the Clemens house, and as we explained before he'll be playing the role of 'absentee father' for you.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Hell Houses are a distinctly American phenomenon which began in 1990 just outside of Dallas, at the Trinity Assembly of God Church.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Material regarding the history and practices of the Church of Satan can be found in The Secret Life of a Satanist (Feral House 1990) and The Church of Satan (Hell's Kitchen Productions n.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

What the hell's she giving me, the Lamb from yesterday, The flies got there before me, it stinks, there is no way I'm gonna chomp on that stuff, I'll get out of the house I'll try to catch a starling or a vole or little mouse.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

At night, when he's in a deep sleep, he'll hear us walking through the house and we'll hear him make this noise that we think is supposed to be a bark.
Next he'll be dressing you up in the guy's clothes that he's kept for 30 years and chasing you around the house shouting 'Little Bo Peep!
 
 
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