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Topic: Jesse Helms

Related:
  Jesse    Helm  
  Jesse James    Jesse Jackson  
  Jesse Ventura    Jesse White  
  Jesse Tree    Jesse Owens  
  Jesses Sporty Kid    Jesse Bradford  
  Jesse Cook    Jim Helms  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Fidel Castro,  Hillary Clinton,  Al Gore
Currently has on their coffee table:Time magazine
Politics:Conservative,  Democrat,  Gay activism
Dream job(s):President of the United States
Favorite actor(s):Ronald Reagan
Favorite book(s):"Stupid White Men" by Michael Moore
Interest(s):Politics
Favorite movie(s):Lord of the Rings
Listens to:U2
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Membership(s):Natural Law Party,  National Rifle Association,  Klu Klux Klan
Favorite quote(s):"Be careful what you want; you just might get it"
"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)
"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
 
 
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Jesse Helms withdraws opposition to nomination of Chester Crocker as Assistant Secretary of State for African Affairs.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Jesse Helms on trial first, just to get the kinks out.
Jesse Helms are you busy?
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Jesse Helms bid farewell to his loyal following of North Carolina farmers in December.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Jesse Helms and Jesse Jackson both know how effectively stories work in the public world.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Jesse Helms would love it.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Jesse Helms made it clear Thursday night in a speech to fellow conservative Republicans that he fully supports Elizabeth Dole's bid to fill the North Carolina seat he has held in the U.
Jesse Helms for VP if Reagan chooses a moderate.
Jesse Helms for holding up Reagan appointments.
 
 
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2005-03-03 22:14:54
Who is Jesse Helm?
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