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Topic: New York Helmsley Hotel

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Most admires:

Lord Dracula

Favorite author(s):

Mary W. Shelley

Favorite TV show(s):

Will & Grace

Favorite actor(s):

Winona Ryder

Interest(s):

Travelling

Likes to wear:

Bangles, Vampire costume

Favorite movie(s):

Aliens, Vertigo, Casablanca

Favorite destination(s):

New York

Favorite drink(s):

Orange Juice

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Turning into a vampire, Becoming a goth

Favorite quote(s):

"Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti...." - Silence of the Lambs

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Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

The program was followed by a cocktail party and dinner at the New York Helmsley Hotel.
Compare Helmsley Hotel room rates to other New York Hotel.
Discount hotel rooms at the Helmsley Hotel New York - up to 70% OFF.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Winners will be named at the Bram Stoker Awards Ceremony on June 8 at The New York Helmsley Hotel.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

COME JOIN US at New York Helmsley Hotel, 212 E.

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