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Topic: Suicide Help

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Themselves,  Anne Frank
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Personality:Suicidal,  Sad,  Depressive
Dream job(s):Social worker,  Funeral director
Favorite TV show(s):Survivor
Favorite movie(s):Titanic
Medical note(s):Approaching psychosis,  Taking Prozac,  Has cancer
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting a divorce,  Starting life again as a baby
Favorite quote(s):"Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd." - William Congreve (1670-1729)
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Suicide is a major cause of avoidable death in young men and a way to help prevent it is to recognise the symptoms of depression and psychosis.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

There is no Scots authority of whether it is criminal to help another to commit suicide, and this has never been tested in court.
The suicides made it very clear that there was a severe problem; officers were not reaching out for the help that they needed.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

The purpose of the Survivors Of Suicide web site is to help those who have lost a loved one to suicide resolve their grief and pain in their own personal way.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

GUIDELINES FOR A SUICIDE PREVENTION PLAN The items here will help to develop a plan which the user is more likely to follow because they become participants.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

This is in contrast to the Oregon law that permits doctors to help the terminally ill patient commit suicide.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This study was designed to help clarify the issues involved in preventing suicide by describing the types of youth suicide prevention programs that are in operation or that have been proposed.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

VAL is the plane that helps keep alive the myth of Japanese willingness to commit suicide for the Emperor.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The Yellow Ribbon Suicide Prevention Program is a comprehensive, community based program that helps connect people suffering from symptoms of depression or thoughts of suicide with the support they may need.
Of particular help is the section where eleven suicide survivors describe their loss and offer their own suggestions for coping with the tragedy of suicide loss.
General suicide education programs provide descriptions of warning signs of suicide and encourage students to seek help for friends who are contemplating suicide.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Get help from persons or agencies specializing in crisis intervention and suicide prevention.
 
 
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