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Topic: Web Help

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator, Teacher

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This Web site was designed to help families understand the process of applying for and receiving financial assistance.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

This Web site is designed to help retired folks understand how computers work and locate some resources for improving their computing skills.
Web Site Maintenance Radhanand Infotech also helps you maintain your website to keep the contents of the site updated as and when required.
Web design helper is a great place for free templates and web site helps.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Web Site Maestro helps you keep organized by creating a duplicate site folder for the optimized files.
This web site helps users design their own Home Floor Plan and select the most effective locations for safety devices.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Web site optimization is an invaluable service to help your new or existing site achieve higher rankings in the top search engines on the web.
Help your web site get listed in the search engines by ensuring you have all the correct Meta tag info in your web pages.
Web Link Validator is a powerful site management and link checker tool that helps webmasters automate the process of web site testing.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Our web site was launched in 1995 to help make your selection and purchase of lighting products easier.
Is there any help or advice available from this web site for PC problems?

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

This web site is designed to set out details relating to the Diploma in Biblical Studies which will help you to understand the requirements and get the maximum benefit from the course.

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