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Topic: New York Herald

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  New Year    New Zealand  
  New Products    US News  
  Good News    New York Times  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Matt Druge,  Edmund Hillary,  Henry Ford
Favorite website(s):New York Times,  BBC
Politics:Democrat,  Republican
Currently has on their coffee table:Washington Post
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News,  Naked News,  Sex and the City
Favorite sport(s):Rugby
Favorite online activity(s):Writing in their secret blog
Favorite destination(s):Australia,  Hong Kong
Favorite sportsperson(s):Michael Jordan
Favorite philosopher(s):Cicero
Favorite quote(s):"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one." - Cato the Elder (234-149 BC)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

However, a new fear should be the increasing prevalence of overweight and obesity in young adults, which heralds another potentially preventable public health disaster," the study's authors warned.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

The body of work he has created over more than twenty years heralds a new age for contemporary art, "one in which figurative beauty, embodiment of values, and spiritual enlightenment.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

It heralds a new era of reliability and usability, and dramatically expands the options for communications and digital media.
PDA SKINS™ heralds a new era in handheld computing.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

The sighting of the new moon at the end of the fasting month of Ramadan heralds the celebration of Id al-Fitr.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

A deal with Lexmark heralds the computer maker's attempt to shift its direct-sales model to a new market, while taking on incumbent printer giant HP.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

The move to the new site heralds the completion of a transition to the 21st century for the AMEDD NCO education system in terms of facilities and high-technology equipment.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Our photos appeared on the front pages of The New York Times and the International Herald Tribune and brought increased international attention to resolving this humanitarian crisis that threatened hundreds of thousands of lives.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

New Moon in Aries by Isis Ward The New Moon in Aries every year heralds a time of rising sap, bursting blooms and other sexual excesses.
This heralds a shamanic planetary initiation providing us all with the opportunity to die and be reborn into a new way of living and experiencing life.
September 23: Sunrise at the South Pole - Today's autumnal equinox heralds the dawn of a new day at the South Pole as Earth joins three other planets in the solar system where it is autumn in the northern hemisphere.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Produced by Garth H Drabinsky of Livent with David Marriner of Marriner Theatres, this Sydney production heralds the first international company of this new epic musical production.
 
 
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