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Topic: Herbal Medicine

Related:
  Medicine    Herbal  
  Chinese herbal medicine    School of Medicine  
  Health and Medicine    Alternative Medicine  
  Institute of Medicine    Chinese Medicine  
  Internal Medicine    Journal of Medicine  
  History of Medicine    Sports Medicine  

 
 
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Most admires:Fidel Castro
Personality:Nervous,  Spiritual
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Religion(s):New Age
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite body part(s):Hair
Favorite animal(s):Tiger,  Tiger
Favorite destination(s):China
Ultimate fantasy(s):Making the world a better place
Medical note(s):Taking weight loss pills,  Taking Viagra,  Taking Prozac
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana,  Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Ayurvedic herbal remedies have shown to have excellent results in treating diabetes and high blood pressure disorders as well as many stress-related and immune system disorders that do not respond well to conventional medicines.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

In all herbal medicines and health readings we incorporate the health sciences, natural medical principles and practices of many ancient and native traditions, and prayer and meditation especially to empower the patient and medicines.
Herbal medicines from the medical traditions of the entire world and particularly using our Tibetan background are selected for acute and chronic conditions.
It was developed from ancient Chinese acupuncture and was used together with local herbal medicine to cure teh ills of the village folk in the days before doctor become a part of the everyday scene.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Herbal medicines for this might include Jin Gui Shen Qi Wan or one of the other patent formulas designed specifically for lower back ache due to a deficiency of Kidney Yang.
Acupuncture treatments would be consistent with stimulating the kidney functions and herbal medicines such as Liu Wei Di Huang Wan would be employed to treat the root cause of the pain.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The herbal medicines that abound on this continent have been largely denied to the rest of the world; the inaccessibility of the great forests, combined with a general lack of interest, have kept the secrets of the region shrouded in darkness.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Herbal teas are not only alternative medicines, taken to help combat disease, maintain good health, improve metabolism and increase resistance to disease.
Herbal medicines strengthen the effects of acupuncture treatment without making you drowsy, spaced out, or nauseous like over-the-counter medications.
Floraleads Group is a manufacturer of herbal dietary supplements and personal care products developed from traditional herbal medicines.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Since other herbal medicines have estrogenic effects in vitro, we tested the estrogenic activity of PC-SPES in yeast and mice and in men with prostate cancer.
We combine the proven secrets recipes of herbal medicines with scientific analysis and applications with outstanding success in curing chronic health problems even when forsaken by modern medicines and other medicines.
 
 
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