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Topic: I'm still here

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  Lyrics I'm Still Here  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Good kisser
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Skater clothes
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Listens to:B2K,  Backstreet Boys,  Cher
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

I'm still pretty new to the computer generated art type thing so I dun have a lot here.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Of course, I still get stuck here and there - I'm not cured yet - but I've gotten a lot better.
And I've only just been able to post it as I'm still having a lot of computer problems, but here's the message anyway.
And while I'm still not sure exactly sure what all I've learned here, I do feel like a whole lot has seeped in over the past few weeks.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

I'm still ironing out some of the bugs*, but here's where you'll we'll be posting info on how we're doing, what we're doing, upcoming shows, etc.
I'm happy here in SF, although I'm still not sure I've found what it is I'm looking for.
Yes I'm still here and I bloody hate it here, get me out of here before I scream!
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

I've been here for fifteen years, and I'm still nervous that the long spell of good weather will break.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

I'm still getting mails from people who can't connect, although I successfully connect from here.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

But still, I don't want it to sound like I'm not having a wonderful time here because I am.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

I'm still not real thrilled with all the stairs in this house so Mom is going to work on that in a few weeks after I've been here a little longer.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

I'm still here but not very happy to say the least as I feel my talents are completly wasted on these people.
 
 
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Unknown column 'dec_s' in 'where clause'SELECT str_name, dt, str_comment, dt FROM comments WHERE kpg = 'here im still' AND (dec_s IS NULL OR dec_s > 0.06)
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