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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in,  Reading horoscopes
Interest(s):Astrology
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Listens to:Cher
Starsign:Scorpio,  Aries
Favorite online activity(s):eBay Auctions
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Here are some of the common symptoms of diabetes, although very often there are no early warning signs at all.
Here's a list of the common signs and symptoms of pregnancy along with other reasons which may be the cause.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Situated here is the beautiful twelfth century church of St Mary with reliefs of signs of the Zodiac over the west doorway.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Here is evidence of the architectural vitality of the sixteenth century, a time when even the remotest of valleys showed signs of the increased pace of commerce and trade.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The signs shown here are routed onto recycled plastic boards and are fitted onto posts also made from recycled plastic.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

These signs here are that the man says to his wife you are ugly or you are old and I want to marry a beautiful youthful woman.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Click HERE to sign our new guestbook and join our email list.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Here are some signs and noticed written in English that were discovered throughout the world: In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotels towels please.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Here is my Guestbook if you are a true fan of Michael Keaton then please sign it so I can know who many people there are out there just like me.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

T here are so many different kinds of signs and so many different materials available for particular applications.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Here are the top 10 signs that it is time to look at new technology and improve your defect tracking system.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

T here are signs that a major change of company pensions could leave millions of Britons facing poverty in their old age.
 
 
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nixon
2005-06-21 09:25:40
hi. how do i get onto msn in school because they will not let me to sign it the normal way because they have blocked it. so plz if u can help me then do.
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