Ask the Brain The World's First Computer-Generated Encyclopedia Computer Generated Encyclopaedia

 Ask the Brain! :)
Ok "Brain", what's the deal with ?
 
   In the News - 2 Dec: Barry Bonds  Mitt Romney  Rupert Murdoch  Santa Claus  Pearl Harbor  
 
  
 

Topic: High speed Internet service

Related:
  Speed    Service  
  Internet    High  
  High speed Internet access    High speed Internet connection  
  Provider of high speed Internet    Cox High Speed Internet  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Rotten.com -sie -zu -eine
Most admires:Steve Jobs
Favorite possession(s):Cellular,  Apple Computer,  Windows computer
Currently has on their coffee table:Remote Control,  TV Guide,  PC World
Favorite TV show(s):Naked News,  Anything on MTV
Interest(s):Computers
Likes to wear:Mambo
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone,  Downloading porn,  Chatting on ICQ
Membership(s):Boy scouts
Worst habit(s):Buying top 40 music
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

 For example, we are using the high speed internet DSL service and take advantage of call forwarding to our cell phone from Verizon.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

 Covad is a national broadband services provider of high-speed Internet and network access utilizing Digital Subscriber Line (DSL) technology.
Covad is a leading national broadband service provider of high-speed Internet and network access using Digital Subscriber Line (DSL) technology.
DSL service delivers high-speed broadband Internet connectivity to homes and businesses.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

 Are you looking for reliable local Internet access , website hosting , onsite PC support, High speed DSL access or other computer services?
RequestXpress is a high speed, reliable and very affordable broadband service that connects businesses to the internet at speeds up to 6Mb/s.
High speed Internet service - Cable Modem or DSL service is 50 times faster than a 28.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Name:


Protection code:

 
 
 Pass this on!
Share the fun! Pass this on!

Your Name:
Friend's Email1: eg. friend1@hotmail.com
Friend's Email2: (optional)
Friend's Email3: (optional)
Friend's Email4: (optional)
Friend's Email5: (optional)
 
 
Contact Us | What is AskTheBrain? | Terms and Conditions
Feel free to link to this page.

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.
Copyright Rapid Intelligence 2003. All Rights Reserved.