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Topic: High Times magazine

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Rotten.com -sie -zu -eine

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs

Good point(s):

Honest

Personality:

Easily addicted

Favorite royal(s):

Haile Selassie

Currently has on their coffee table:

New Scientist

Favorite great thinker(s):

Timothy Leary

Likes to wear:

Miniskirts, Hip hop gear

Dream job(s):

Drug dealer

Listens to:

Bob Marley, Hip Hop

Favorite type of dance(s):

Raving

Favorite TV show(s):

Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Marijuana, Taking Drugs, Taking Ecstasy

Favorite quote(s):

"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

His wines have received high praise from the New York Times, Food and Wine magazine and apparently, the Sommelier in the White House as his wines have been served there.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Brain child of High Times Magazine , the Doobie Awards honors artists who "reflect the power of marijuana has in music.
August 2000: High Times magazine's cover story is titled Jimi Stoned Free.
While playing with the Blacklight Chameleons Sharon was chosen to grace the cover of High Times magazine before moving on to strike out on her own in 1992.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

The magazine maintains its high readership by always staying in tune with the times, changing and growing to give the contemporary woman just what she needs.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

High Times Magazine Prohibition Blues In 1976, Jonathan Stuart wrote a pro-pot play called Mary Jane.
Last semester, Accent brought the editor of High Times magazine and a 20-year veteran of the Drug Enforcement Agency to debate the legalizing of marijuana.
High Times , founded 25 years ago, is a magazine dedicated to marijuana culture, cultivation, drug policy, etc.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Obviously our solutions do work or the labs would not be buying the high times magazine to keep up with the competition.
High Times , a magazine favored by consumers of recreational pharmaceuticals, is also on the net.
But many turn to a slew of companies they find advertised in High Times magazine or on the Internet.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Snoop Dogg has been nominated for Stoner Of The Year at the High Times magazine's 3rd Annual Stonys which will be held on March 3, 2002 in New York.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Mary 2004-11-28 14:24:40	Looking for the story in one of the old High Times Of " Gimmie Some Roy ". Does anyone have it. my e-mail is: zama270@aol.com
From: trish 2004-12-06 21:15:25	how long does codiene stay in your bloodstream. regarding drug testing
From: bruno 2004-12-07 16:27:53	what is the best product to fake out a piss test
From: jeri 2005-01-06 14:39:41	I listened to a friend and i think i've over fetilzed. I used a little domite on the plants the leaves are starting to turn yellow what should i do? they are in the grow stage.
From: 2005-01-12 22:40:24	how can i tell the difference in male& female plants??
From: smoke 2005-01-26 15:02:08	how can you tell the diffrence in male and female plants and also when is the best time to top to keep female
From: pooh 2005-02-01 21:01:54	i took a drug test at work last month and tested positive for marijuana they gave me 30 days to get clean and take another test.i did'nt smoke anything in that 30 days and tested positive again and was termanated from my job. should i have passed the second test?
From: pooh 2005-02-01 21:07:44	any answers to my question?
From: Judy 2005-03-07 22:08:18	Do you know where I can buy a UA pee belt?
From: 2005-03-12 13:33:01	what is the best thing to clean out your system when you have smoked pot
From: 2005-03-12 13:39:45	what is the best thing to take for a clean pee test
From: 2005-03-12 13:42:37	what is the best thing to take for a clean pee test after you have smoked marijuana
From: how long does codeine stay in the bloods 2005-03-18 06:24:31
From: adam king 2005-04-14 15:01:22	how can i tell when its time to pollinate the plants

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