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Topic: Higher

Related:
  Higher Education    Higher Learning  
  Higher Ground    Chronicle of Higher Education  
  Jump Higher    Jobs in Higher Education  
  Chronicle of Higher Ed    Great Lakes Higher Education  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Personality:Analytical
Politics:Capitalist
Dream job(s):Banker,  CEO,  Tax Collector
Education:Post-graduate,  College
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Interest(s):Business,  Economics,  Computers
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Finding a job,  Being normal
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

My vet was concerned he may have psittacosis so we did some blood work and found that his liver levels were higher than normal and his kidney levels were on the high side of normal.
Higher levels of HDL's are associated with a lower risk of cardiovascular disease because the cholesterol is cleared more readily from the blood.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Is it fair that working families pay higher federal income taxes than did seniors with the same income, in addition to already paying the highest social security tax rates in history to support senior pensions?
Higher Education in the United States Higher or postsecondary education in the United States builds on 12 years of education at the primary and secondary level.
A Higher Education Amendment Bill will be introduced in Parliament later in 1999 to remedy omissions and problems that have become apparent as the Act has been implemented.
John Fielding,
CEO

The Texas Higher Education Coordinating Board compiles the results of the All Funds Expenditure Report and determines the median cost per student contact hour for each of the 26 instructional fields.
Higher earning potential Fruits and vegetables have been shown to earn 20-30 times more foreign exchange per unit area than cereals due to higher yields and higher price available in the international market.
Such qualified higher education expenses do not include expenses covered by educational assistance for the benefit of the beneficiary that is excludable from gross income.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

They are able to exist on higher levels of vibration than ourselves who mostly only inhabit the basic physical realm in this incarnation.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Higher deprivation and stress levels experienced by those on lower incomes do not motivate smokers to quit.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Higher education institutions are entering into new alliances with the private sector to develop courseware and new communication technology capacity.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The quality is much higher than you get from a desktop laser printer and as good as many black and white printed books.
 
 
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