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Topic: Punk history

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Intelligence:

Stupid

Dream job(s):

Favorite era(s):

1970s, 1980s, 1990s

Likes to wear:

Punk rock, Vampire costume, Vinyl

Listens to:

Punk, New Wave, The Clash

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Becoming a goth, Seeing pubic hair above Britney's hipsters

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing, Break dancing

Worst habit(s):

Buying top 40 music

Favorite quote(s):

"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

This section is just a little musical history that I put together to describe my qualifications for putting together a punk rock archive site.
Punk history is littered with the bloated corpses of once-great bands that overstayed their welcome.
American punk's background is importantly documented in this book, even if its history is reconstructed ever so slightly.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

With popular musical history ranging from famous folk singers to ingrate punks, it was apparent that singing ability had little to do with the craft of live stage performance.
punk's wimpy cousin, but bands like Devo and the Buzzcocks are 2 of the most influential bands in puk history.
The history of the Sex Pistols is not the history of Punk itself but of how Malcolm and Johnny Rotten turned a standard rock band into a global sensation.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

These 5 punks know their punk history and play homage to their old school predecessors.
Folk Rock for Punks who know their history.
Punk's history and influences will never be agreed upon.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

The Truth (2nd Breakdown) Now you see skinhead and punks will never fade into a history book , cause we are the future!

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