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In the News - 31 Jul: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Rules for Ice Hockey

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Nintendo system

Most admires:

Diego Maradonna, David Beckham

Personality:

Sporty

Currently has on their coffee table:

Sports Illustrated magazine

Favorite TV show(s):

World Cup Coverage

Favorite activity(s):

Watching Sport on TV, Taking drugs

Interest(s):

Camping

Favorite computer game(s):

Mario Brothers

Likes to wear:

Surfie clothing

Favorite sport(s):

Rugby, Hockey, Lacrosse

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Romario, Steffi Graff (tennis), Tonya Harding (figure skating)

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

The Ice Hockey Committee told the Board that existing Blue Book Rules 71.
Ice hockey rules revisions, publications, and other information.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

The League also supports a Girls Division playing under rules that prepare them for college level girls ice hockey programs.
It should be noted that all rules governing the game of hockey also apply to any off-ice actions.
The same stick length rules apply here as they do for ice hockey sticks.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Many of the rules in ice hockey were created to reduce the risk of injury.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

At the request of its Ice Hockey Committee the Board voted to suspend Blue Book Rules 71.

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