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Topic: Hockey League

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Baseball cap

Most admires:

David Beckham, All cheerleaders, Michael Jordan

Currently has on their coffee table:

Sports Illustrated magazine

Favorite author(s):

Jules Verne

Favorite TV show(s):

World Cup Coverage

Favorite activity(s):

Watching Sport on TV, Trading cards

Favorite book(s):

"Around the World in Eighty Days" by Jules Verne

Likes to wear:

Baseball cap

Favorite sport(s):

Hockey, Lacrosse, Volleyball

Favorite destination(s):

Canada

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Michael Jordan, Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball), Romario

Favorite quote(s):

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

The Commitment Cup is presented annually for outstanding service and dedication to the sport and business of hockey, and Berry played an integral role in coordinating the highly successful merger between the Central and Western Professional Hockey Leagues in May of 2001.
Creditors are likely to reject a bid by the owner of the National Hockey League's insolvent Ottawa Senators to buy the club and their Corel Center stadium, the Ottawa Sun newspaper said on Thursday.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Leagues and Tournaments We offer Roller and Dek Hockey Leagues and tournaments for all Players from beginner to advanced.

Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

The Kalamazoo Wings of the United Hockey League announce that defenseman Kirill Alexeev has been selected by the Flint Generals as the player to be named later for the trade for Mark Vilneff.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Louisville Hockey is proud to announce a long term endorsement agreement with Junior Hockey sensation Rick Nash who has toiled the past two seasons for the London Knights of the Ontario Hockey League and destined for the NHL as the number two pick of Central Scouting for the NHL Entry Draft in Toronto June 22.
Dub� was the West Coast Hockey League's first female professional athlete when she signed with the Bakersfield Fog during the league's inaugural 1995-96 season.
Gems Youth Inline Hockey Leagues; Inline Hockey leagues for youth and adults are available in the Rollerhouse.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

The East Coast Hockey League announced on Saturday that Duncan Dalmao of the Roanoke Express has been named the 2002 ECHL Defenseman of the Year as determined in a vote of ECHL coaches.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I wanna play in the big leagues" Speaking of big leagues are you defending your Skate Hockey title against Dave Carnie and his american team this years?
Gems Adult Inline Hockey Leagues; Inline Hockey leagues for youth and adults are available in the Rollerhouse.

Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

Several sports leagues are active in Hampton and the surrounding area, ranging from hockey and baseball to martial arts and fencing.
The league's huge library of video and audio clips and photos is being digitized to fashion a range of multimedia hockey experiences on the website.

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