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Topic: Hole

Related:
  Jackson Hole    Hole in the Wall  
  Woods Hole    Hole Book  
  Hole Punch    Black Hole  
  Gaping Holes    Bullet Holes  
  Hole Saw    Hole in One  
  Ozone Hole  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Golf clubs,  Gas oven
Most admires:Tiger Woods,  Albert Einstein,  Easter Bunny
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News
Favorite book(s):"Relativity: The Special and the General Theory" by Albert Einstein
Favorite animal(s):Mouse
Favorite great thinker(s):Stephen Hawking,  Albert Einstein
Interest(s):Physics,  Astronomy
Favorite movie(s):Caddyshack
Favorite sport(s):Golf
Favorite sportsperson(s):Jack Nicklaus (golf),  Tiger Woods (golf)
Listens to:Tool
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Holes are cut 6" in diameter to accommodate a 4" ceramic pipe for an inlet or outlet.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

It is important that cross holes are drilled to provide lubrication to both the disc pack and the bearings of each clutch.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

The holes are cleanly drilled and the Faux silk threads won't ever unravel!
Fill holes in with eyebrow pencil or dark brown eyeshadow.
The mounting holes are predrilled, so you only need to cut the covering over the holes to bolt it to the fuselage after you glue the ply reinforcement over the trailing edge.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Some post holes and remains of fires may indicate elaborate burial rituals.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

In the holes lie the proofs that most of what we know is based upon absurdly incongruous assumptions.
Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Punch drainage holes in a margarine tub and line it with tissue.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Many security holes are related to programmer expectations that the flow of their program is uninterrupted.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

The two holes are for wooden pegs which will be hammered in place once the rafter is assembled to the bottom cord.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The bolts are fit into square holes in the toe rail so that tightening the nuts will not cause the bolts to turn and break the caulking seal.
All unnecessary holes or openings in front and rear firewalls must be closed off or covered securely with sheet metal.
 
 
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