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Topic: Hole in One

Related:
  Hole    One other  
  All In One    One  
  One year    One way  
  Number One    One I know  
  Back One    One free  
  One Love    One Step  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Golf clubs
Most admires:Tiger Woods,  Albert Einstein,  Easter Bunny
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News
Favorite book(s):"Relativity: The Special and the General Theory" by Albert Einstein
Favorite animal(s):Mouse
Favorite great thinker(s):Stephen Hawking,  Albert Einstein
Interest(s):Physics,  Astronomy
Favorite sport(s):Golf
Favorite movie(s):Caddyshack
Favorite sportsperson(s):Jack Nicklaus (golf),  Tiger Woods (golf)
Listens to:Tool
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

There is one report that in the Ming dynasty the walls of the caves were full of holes and there was damage by fire.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

One resident did say that he saw bullet holes in the walls before the two men entered the home and accosted Frank Wade Melton.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

One night Jaco began pulling the frets out of his bass with a pair of pliers and filling the holes with wood compound.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

The first one is to fill the holes and gaps with thickened epoxy and coat the inside surface with epoxy and allow it to setup.
One correspondent on the Internet suggested an improvised chastity belt for a man made using a container like a plastic cup pierced with holes that is strapped into place over the penis.
One hundred and fifty of the hands were supplied by 75 performers standing on five raised platforms and pushing their gloved hands through holes in the shaft walls.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

One early proposal was to capitalize on the public familiarity with the ten holes in the rotary dial by placing ten buttons in a circle in exactly the same locations as the corresponding holes.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

One advantage to using pistons as a tuning source for the shock absorber is that you can fine tune the placement and size of the holes in the piston to precisely match the dampening to the spring being used and the reactions wanted in the vehicle.
One long seam on the cabin and some light filling of pin holes in the fiberglass and the body and all the components were ready for painting.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

One player defeats the other one by winning more holes than there are holes left to play.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

One is the coalescences of massive black holes that result from the merging of galaxies.
One thought is that supermassive black holes formed when galaxies originally formed.
 
 
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