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Topic: Hole Punch

Related:
  Jackson Hole    Hole in the Wall  
  Woods Hole    Black Hole  
  Hole    Gaping Holes  
  Bullet Holes    Punch  
  Hole Saw    Hole in One  
  Ozone Hole  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Gas oven
Most admires:Tiger Woods,  Easter Bunny,  Albert Einstein
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite book(s):"Relativity: The Special and the General Theory" by Albert Einstein
Favorite animal(s):Mouse,  Elephant
Favorite great thinker(s):Stephen Hawking,  Albert Einstein
Interest(s):Physics,  Astronomy
Favorite movie(s):Caddyshack
Favorite sportsperson(s):Jack Nicklaus (golf),  Tiger Woods (golf)
Listens to:Tool
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Punch small holes in sagging ceilings to relieve trapped water.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Punch holes in the top of the shamrock and string with yarn, then tie them to a clothes hanger for a simple mobile.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Punch edge holes and stitch with embroidery thread and beads.
Punch evenly spaced holes around the rim and lace together tightly.
Punch holes in the neck and thread with a thong to shut the pouch and to tie it to your belt.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Punch holes into one side of lid and the back of the box and thread using jump rings to make the hinge.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Punch holes on opposite sides of the oven and run coat hanger wire through to make a grill to hold baking pans.
Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Punch drainage holes in a margarine tub and line it with tissue.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Punch holes for the axle at the two crosses, and fit the axle through all pieces.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Punch holes evenly around top of margarine bowl and around rim of the bottom of margarine bowl.
I punch holes in large coffee cans and fill them with pebbles, then bury them between plants for easy watering.
Punch holes on the sides and attach pipe cleaners, form pipe cleaners to fit around their ears.
 
 
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