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Topic: Holland MI

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Celine Dion

Currently has on their coffee table:

Cat Fancy magazine, Dog World magazine

Dream job(s):

Movie star, Social worker, Dog groomer

Favorite TV show(s):

Here's Lucy

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping

Favorite food(s):

Peaches and cream

Favorite actor(s):

Clark Gable, Spencer Tracy, Cary Grant

Favorite animal(s):

Cat, Poodle, Dog

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being a James Bond girl, Being Dolly Parton's slave

Favorite quote(s):

"Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd." - William Congreve (1670-1729)
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain

Expert Talk

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Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Second (tie): Van Scholten's Coco , Al & Carole Van Scholten, Holland MI.
Third Place: Charlemagne's Angel of Van Scholten , Al & Carole Scholten, Holland MI.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Fourth (tie): Van Scholten's Kittens , Al & Carole Van Scholten, Holland MI>
Third Place (tie): Van Scholten's Kittens , Al & Carole Van Scholten, Holland MI.
Second Place: Charlemagne's Angel of Van Scholten , Al & Carole Van Scholten, Holland MI.

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