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Topic: Holmes

Related:
  Holmes Community College    Sherlock Holmes  
  Katie Holmes nude    Holmes Air Filter  
  Creator of Sherlock Holmes    Holmes County Ohio  
  Oliver Wendell Holmes    Rupert Holmes  
  Priest Holmes  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Jack the Ripper,  Muhammad Ali,  King Gillette
Currently has on their coffee table:Mac Today
Dream job(s):Porn star
Favorite artist(s):Harry Houdini
Favorite author(s):Edgar Allan Poe
Favorite TV show(s):Dawson's Creek,  Sesame Street
Favorite book(s):"Adventures of Sherlock Holmes" by Arthur Conan Doyle
"The McGuffey Readers" by William Holmes McGuffey
"American Spelling Book" by Noah Webster
Favorite actor(s):Charlie Chaplin,  John Candy
Favorite movie(s):Some Like It Hot
Favorite sport(s):Boxing
Listens to:Christina Aguilera
Favorite quote(s):"How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself." - Anais Nin (1903-1977)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Holmes was silent, but his little darting glances showed me the interest which he took in our curious companion.
Holmes examines footprints with his lens while lying on a board tied to the front bumper and headlights of an automobile.
Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Holmes Beach is located just south of Anna Maria and is the largest community on Anna Maria Island and has many of the island's motels and rental properties.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The Holmes definition was more strongly associated than the Fukuda definition with the symptoms that differentiated the CFS patients from the patients that did not comply with the CFS definitions.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Holmes are friends, and possibly obligated to help one another by being affiliated through the secretive fraternal order of Masons.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Holmes shocks Watson by producing a diaphanous figure of a luscious nude female from his pipe smoke.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Mark Holmes was the leading wicket taker with 23 wickets and Tom Dixon finished off a couple of matches with his fierce turning leg spin.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Holmes felt that even people whose beliefs might be considered dangerous were entitled to the protection of the law and that granted by the Constitution.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Holmes is definitely tired of paging through a list of 200 results, 10 at a time, on pages filled with advertising.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Ted Holmes was Mary for the day, so had duly crushed up the biscuits and lit a fire in a slit trench to make the porridge.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Holmes Reef is situated about 12 hours steaming east of Cairns in the Coral Sea.
John Fielding,
CEO

Holmes has participated in several large cost reduction projects over the last few years.
 
 
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