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Topic: Priest Holmes

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Most admires:Jack the Ripper,  Muhammad Ali
Dream job(s):Porn star,  Police Officer
Favorite artist(s):Harry Houdini
Favorite author(s):Edgar Allan Poe
Favorite TV show(s):Dawson's Creek
Favorite book(s):"The McGuffey Readers" by William Holmes McGuffey
"Adventures of Sherlock Holmes" by Arthur Conan Doyle
"American Spelling Book" by Noah Webster
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Favorite sportsperson(s):Larry Bird (basketball)
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Blaylock rushed for 60 yards on five carries, while Priest Holmes ran three times for 36 yards before leaving with bruised ribs.
Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

QB Trent Green with RB Priest Holmes and TE Gonzalez no match for this defense.
RB Priest Holmes went next, to Clayton Gray and the Four Horsemen.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

When Kansas City Chiefs running back Priest Holmes was a sophomore at Marshall, he always took a notepad with him on his frequent trips to the Rams' weight room.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

The Chiefs on Monday announced that running back Priest Holmes has been selected the team's 2002 Derrick Thomas Award winner for the second straight.
John Fielding,
CEO

Priest Holmes totaled 184 yards running and receiving for the Chiefs, including a 3-yard TD run that made it 13-7 late in the third.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Instead of the normal drivel about starting Peyton Manning and Priest Holmes, I will attempt to provide you with a breakdown of borderline players.
Priest Holmes, announced Thursday as the Associated Press' NFL offensive player of the year, plans on celebrating by playing in next month's Pro.
Priest Holmes made the ludicrous comments: "We proved something to ourselves and to the NFL'' and "Other teams can see how we were able to expose'' the Patriots' weaknesses.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

The Chiefs primary weapon is and has been Priest Holmes yet the Patriots enabled him to amass 180 yards rushing and score twice on the ground as well as once undefended on a pass reception.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

RB Priest Holmes should have big game in this one, the Raiders are getting run on each and every week and Holmes is playing extremely well.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Kansas City played without star running back Priest Holmes, who was sidelined with a hip injury, and it hurt not having him.
 
 
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