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Topic: Lowe's Home Improvement

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Ikea bedroom, Lawnmower, House

Dream job(s):

Janitor

Favorite activity(s):

Karaoke

Favorite movie(s):

Indiana Jones, Jurassic Park

Favorite sport(s):

Squash, Racquetball, Tennis

Likes to wear:

Adidas, Nike, Banana Republic

Favorite online activity(s):

Sharing jokes with friends

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Andre Agassi (tennis)

Listens to:

Dave Matthews Band

Favorite type of dance(s):

Raving

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher." - Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)

Expert Talk

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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Lowe's Home Improvement Warehouse provides instructions and diagrams for many do-it-yourself projects.

John Fielding,
CEO

Lowe's Home Improvement Warehouse, a Fortune 500 company, is one of the world's largest retailers of home improvement products.
Particularly damaging were recent commitments made by Home Depot, Lowe's and other home improvement chains to stop buying wood from endangered, old growth forests.
Lowes Home Improvement plans Vista, CA opening.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Risk Watch� was developed under the direction of NFPA with co-funding from Lowe's Home Improvement Safety Council and with technical support from a coalition of North America's most authoritative injury prevention professionals.
Respondent was the general contractor responsible for the construction of a Lowe's Home Improvement Center.
The initial meeting was held at Lowe's Home Improvement Warehouse� on Grant Avenue in Auburn, NY on October 19, 2000,� concerning the formation of an informal county Safe Waters contact network.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Lowe's Home Improvement Center; Stuart, FL; Columbus, OH and Sunrise, FL.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Home Safety Tips Encyclopedia Safety in homes by Lowe's Home Improvement.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Discount and home improvement retailers like Home Depot, Lowes, Kohl’s, Target, Wal-Mart and Costco are a few of the retailers cautiously still expanding with great success.
In January 2000 Lowe's Home Improvement Warehouse, a 163,000 sqaure foot retail center, joined the existing Target and Best Buy stores.
Lowe's caters to the "Do-It-Yourselfer," as well the commercial business customer, stocking more than 40,000 home improvement items ranging from lumber and tools to appliances and fashionable home decor items.

User Talk

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From: Sheila 2005-03-21 20:43:09	I need to know if a professional floor installer is supposed to remove old baseboard from floor before installing new laminate floor or is he supposed to pin it between new floor and wall. Somebody please help.
From: LaNita 2005-06-16 01:58:41	who owns Lowes Home Improvement Stores
From: Bill Byrnes 2005-09-01 11:29:45	In replacing the drain in a fiberglass shower/tub enclosure, what's involved? Do you have a diagram of the tub drain and floor drain collar below it that it threads into? Is the thread left-handed? Thank you!

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