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Topic: Homes and Land Magazine

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Rob Roy, Martha Stewart, Henry Ford

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment, House

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens, Playboy magazine

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator, Banker

Favorite artist(s):

Andy Warhol

Favorite board game(s):

Monopoly

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Interest(s):

Real estate

Favorite computer game(s):

Diablo

Favorite destination(s):

Singapore, California

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Homes and Land Magazine.

John Fielding,
CEO

Homes and Land magazine is one of the most recognized brands in North America - it circulates 5 million magazines in over 15,000 communities.
Homes and Land Magazines employs the highest standards in the industry to create the most recognized real estate magazines in the world.
The relocation package will include a Homes and Land magazine, information on listings that might interest you, and information on Nacogdoches!

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Today, Homes and Land is more than just a magazine.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Homes and Land Magazine of the Peninsula!

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Homes and Land magazines offer targeted street distribution, direct mail to qualified homebuyers, and Internet exposure for agents and homes for sale.
Magazine contents are also currently displayed by HOMES and LAND on their award winning web-site; HomesAndLand.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

We send the owner of every advertised property a copy of Homes and Land Magazine and a personalized letter promoting you and your services.
Ordering a FREE copy of Homes & Land Magazine or Rental Guide Magazine for your destination community is as simple as filling out our short questionnaire!
Homes and Land revolutionized real estate marketing by introducing the first full color pictorial magazines in the United States.

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