Ask the Brain The World's First Computer-Generated Encyclopedia Computer Generated Encyclopaedia

 Ask the Brain! :)
Ok "Brain", what's the deal with ?
 
   In the News - 2 Dec: Barry Bonds  Mitt Romney  Rupert Murdoch  Santa Claus  Pearl Harbor  
 
 
 

Topic: Home Land Security

Related:
  Security    Land  
  Home    Home Security System  
  Home Security Alarms    Home Security Camera  
  Wireless Home Security System    Homes and Land Magazine  
  ADT Home Security    Brinks Home Security  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Warren Buffet
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Dream job(s):Banker,  Tax Collector,  Terrorist
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage
Interest(s):Real estate
Likes to wear:Ancient Egyption,  Business suits
Listens to:Bon Jovi,  Dire Straits
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer,  Bankruptcy
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Resident households lease the land from the land trust on terms that allow for their long-term security and enable them to sell their homes at a fair price.
Returning to the land is one way of feeling truly at home for many of our people and the security of establishing a village provides some members with a sense of security that they will not be forced to relocate once again.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

It has improved 974 homes, given security updates to 4,792 properties and more that 49 hectares of derelict land has been reclaimed for developments.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

I would leave the comfortable security of home and begin anew in the fabled lands where Elotheans and S'kra Mur were as common as elves and humans.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

If land is part of your manufactured home purchase, or if you already own the land and can use it as security for the loan, then you will need a mortgage loan.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

The Palestinian people have no need for security on their own land or in their own homes since they have been thoroughly dehumanized by their oppressor as to deserve whatever happens to them.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Homerun Technology is proud to partner with Sentry Security, a leader in home security for the Chicago land area for over 25 years.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Name:


Protection code:

 
 
 Pass this on!
Share the fun! Pass this on!

Your Name:
Friend's Email1: eg. friend1@hotmail.com
Friend's Email2: (optional)
Friend's Email3: (optional)
Friend's Email4: (optional)
Friend's Email5: (optional)
 
 
Contact Us | What is AskTheBrain? | Terms and Conditions
Feel free to link to this page.

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.
Copyright Rapid Intelligence 2003. All Rights Reserved.